help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
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look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
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Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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