Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
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Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
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Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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