That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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