we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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