He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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