Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
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it's great music for shaving your balls
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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