well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
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Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
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It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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