i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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