they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
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Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
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I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
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