Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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