he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
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his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
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My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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