can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
These 19 Teachers Had Very Inappropriate Interactions With Students
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
Women Confess 25 Instant Deal-Breakers On A Man’s Dating Profile
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.