When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
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How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
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You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.