I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I wish life had little blips of pornography
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
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I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
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which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha