is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
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Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
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Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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