no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
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What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
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Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.