How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
we're so committed to being not committed
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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