Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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