Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
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There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
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I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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