I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
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i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
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I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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