Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
It's just like the Real World with babies
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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