We got so high we made milksteak
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
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you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
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That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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