PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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