I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
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at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
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Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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