he wants to bone in the snuggie
He is an equal opportunity slut.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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