glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
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She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
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I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something