you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
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I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
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remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
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I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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