Don't make out with my wife yet
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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