I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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