dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
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I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
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I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
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