Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
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promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I AM VODKA MAN
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
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You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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