This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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