Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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