Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
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He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
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Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Can you bring me the toilet please
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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