let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
Randomize
