Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
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Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
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Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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