Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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