Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
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