is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
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An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Who died my cat blue again?
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I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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