Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
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I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
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i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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