i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
I'm getting married
To pizza
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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