Just took my morning after pill in the library
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
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Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
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that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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