I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
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Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
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Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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