it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
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he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
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She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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