I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
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You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
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Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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