You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
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What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
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Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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