It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
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Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
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"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Randomize