So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
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Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
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We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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