Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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