I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
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How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
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I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.