I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
These 25 People Had Very Inappropriate Sexual Relations(hips)
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
These 31 People Are Lazier Than You Could Ever Imagine
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.