all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
You don't make any sense
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