You made me cry and you don't even care
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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